everythingcountsthelittledreamer:
So I have decided to set up a challenge for myself to rid me of my self harming days. For every person that reblogs this I will dedicate a day of no self harming in their honour. If you care about me and want me to stop harming, reblog this. I will write down your URL along with the date I dedicated to you.
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
SIGNAL BOOST
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We need 5,000,000 signatures
i know there’s enough bloggers out there
hell sign twice using different emails.
SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE
I just queued this like seventeen times prepare yourselves
m33wlin:WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
seems legit
woops
IM ACTUALLY CRYING
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
I cant believe people can be lactose intolerant in this day and age stop being so close minded people smh
okay I’m sorry. I’ll just go ahead and stop being lactose intolerant now..I didn’t mean to offend anyone.
Tumblr making a difference <3
I swear like 85% of all popular text posts are made by the same 5 people.
Actually I’ve never had a popular text post but it’s good to know you enjoy my blog
*gets A on test*
.02% rise on grade
*gets C on test*
(Source: cnnbreakingofficial)
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
(Source: niallar)



